A credit card requires caution and does not forgive recklessness. Ride carefully and do not use it without need.

This is a sportbike Aprilia RSV4 R. Engine capacity – 999 cm³. Engine power – 201 horsepower. Maximum speed – 300 km per hour.
Advantages:
Looks cool.
Makes you a God on the road.
All girls are yours.
Disadvantages:
Does not ride in winter.
In case of speeding or causeless recklessness deprives you of your life or makes you disabled, at best.
This is a VISA PLATINUM credit card.
Credit limit – 100000 dollars.
Loan interest rate – 25% per annum.
Advantages:
Looks cool.
Makes you a God everywhere.
All girls are yours.
Rides in winter.
Do not speed. And do not bite off more than you can chew.
Disadvantages:
In case of exceeding the credit limit and groundless expenses, makes you a credit slave and SHATTERS your dreams about a beautiful life.

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29 May 2017